Please fire me. I work in construction which requires a lot of different tools for different jobs. When I was called to a job last minute, I was berated because I didn’t have the necessary tools. After we concluded that I couldn’t have known what to bring, I asked my boss, ”Do you expect me to pull tools out of my ass? What do you think I am, a spider?” He did not get the joke…at all.
Please fire me. Today my boss walked into the staff lunch room and proceeded to show all of the female staff members a picture of his junk. I reported it and was written up for lying.