Once more into the fray...

College student, suits, fratty things, random things that brighten my day and, of course, a touch of porn. My blog is my escape from my boring, politically correct life. It looks into my mind which locks away my smallest thoughts. But yeah, totally normal guy. Try to get to know me and enjoy the trip up the mountain.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work in construction which requires a lot of different tools for different jobs. When I was called to a job last minute, I was berated because I didn’t have the necessary tools. After we concluded that I couldn’t have known what to bring, I asked my boss, ”Do you expect me to pull tools out of my ass? What do you think I am, a spider?” He did not get the joke…at all.

dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

(via lemonwanderlust)

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. Today my boss walked into the staff lunch room and proceeded to show all of the female staff members a picture of his junk. I reported it and was written up for lying.